This news, or I should say rumor, should be nothing new to me but because it involves my president, your president, our Beloved President GMA it came as a big shock. A friend told me that she read an article on the Manila Bulletin that PGMA had a boob job!
Friend: mehn, don't you ever wonder why GMA's breasts are that luscious?
Pansitlove: wtf! potah naman chong, pati ba naman si Gloria pinagnanasaan mo?
Friend: no mehn, those tits don't look like granny tits to me! Hahaha!
Pansitlove: potah! ano toh? meron din silang sex video ni Hayden Kho?
Friend: deins mehn, nabasa ko lang sa dyaryo na nagparetoke ng boobs si madam. Hahaha!
According to the article, Mrs. Arroyo underwent removal and replacement of breast silicone implants. Padeny-deny pa sila Sec Cerge. Akala ba ninyo mga artista lang ang tinatamaan ng pagiging banidosa, quarantine ninyo mukha niyo!
Dagdag pa sa article, na a lump in the groin area was also scheduled to be removed by surgery. At nagpabiopsy din si Madame on her breast, sa awa ng kung sino mang lumikha kay PGMA, wala naman talaga siyang sakit.
Yes people! Science is the reason why our beloved President has a perky set of barking puppies. If only she'd agree to blow those tities up to size D, I'm certain that she'll have a buzzling career other than in politics. I'm sure porn has a market for pseudo-presidents. Hahaha!
(Kung magkataoon, sasakit lalo ang ulo ni Edu Manzano niyan. Quiapo people, make room for PGMA!)